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Heu-dee-heu-dee-heu-dee...

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It's all I hear when you guys
are talking back and forth.

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It's just like, you
remember the Swedish chef

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from "The Muppet Show"?

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It's like, I can't understand a
word when you guys are talking.

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What, um... what were
you guys talking about?

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A dying friend.

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- Seriously?
- Yeah.

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Hi, I'm just telling a funny story.

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It's about Peo.

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Peo. What's a Peo?

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Peo. Is a... is a... human.

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Like, uh, that I'm married to.

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Well, human... yeah, kind of human.

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No, but he is the type,

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he wants to do everything himself.

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So he, uh... rented a...

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You know the, like, when you do floors.

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Like a...

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like a... a sleep machine?

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Slipmaskin. Slipmaskin.

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And, ah... and he did all floors.

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Ugh, it's so much work,

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so he... whoo... like, went into the wall.

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- Yeah.
- What... what kind of wall was it?

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Oh, no, no! Not like a wall, like a...

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No... it's like a...

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wall of stress,

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so they had to...

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They sick-written him...

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He got burned out.

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Yeah. Oh... of course.

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Yeah, he got burned out.

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So that was funny.

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Why was it funny if he... if he got sick?

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That's not funny, of course.

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No, funny is that he did floors

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and he had clothes that didn't fit...

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for... for doing floors.

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Uh... so... maybe it's not funny to you

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because you don't know Peo.

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Okay.

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Ja...

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Are... are those American pants?

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Hey, what's wrong with my pants?

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Nothing is wrong with them,

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they're just very... American.

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I mean, I think your friends
don't like me, that's all.

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It's not you, it's your language, okay?

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What's wrong with my language?

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Nothing is wrong with
it, it's just not Swedish.

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They're not used to speaking
English all the time.

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You know who would never make
fun of my pants, is Hassan.

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- Let me guess,
- Hassan, yeah. Yes.

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Okay, you know what?

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I don't think a 50-year-old Iraqi guy

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should be your style icon.

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Well, I'm just saying he
accepts me for who I am.

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Did you tell him you're not Canadian?

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- He accepts me for who he thinks I am.
- Mm-hm.

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You know...

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You know, Hassan, I was thinking
the other day, you know...

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What if everybody just liked each other?

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You know, got along, there would be no...

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no wars or anything like that.

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I like that.

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Good, I was hoping you'd say that.

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Because, what if, like, for example,

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you had an American friend?

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No.

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I'm just... I'm just pretending, so...

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I don't want to pretend that.

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Hassan, I'm talking about,
like, an imaginary world here.

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It is too many worlds now.

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It's just two worlds, Hassan.

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There's the real world,
where we're living now

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where you would never
have an American friend.

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- Yeah.
- You like that.

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And then there's this second world,

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an imaginary world that
I'm talking about now,

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where, like, let's say you had a...

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really nice American friend.

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No.

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Say it was someone like me, say...

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say I was your American friend.

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Then...

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I would have to kill you.

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Sorry.

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Okay, do you want to play
some video games, or...?

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Yes! Huh!

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What's that?

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Ahh... how did that get here? I...

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- I'm...
- Let us burn it.

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Burn it? No, that's...

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That sounds a little extreme,

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we should just, uh...

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Yeah. put it somewhere...

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You have right, I will throw it out.

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I... I wouldn't... that...

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Run, run...

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Shoot him, shoot him!

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Honey, I'm ho-ome!

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Follow me, Bruce! Quick! Quick!

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Hey, how do you know where to go?

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I used to live there.

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Cool.

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- Hej!
- Hey babe!

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- Hi Emma!
- Hej.

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Are you done studying Swedish?

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Yeah, we're done. Get down, get down.

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Go... Jump! Kill him, shoot him,

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shoot him in the face, in the face!

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Hassan, you're a terrible shot.

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Sexy pajama robot dance.

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Everybody loves the robot dance.

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Here comes the sexy part, pajama robot...

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Why aren't you laughing at this?

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This is... you usually love this.

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You're doing everything you
can to fit in here, right?

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Have you been talking to your mother again?

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Yeah.

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Why do you do that to yourself?

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She's the only one I have left, you know?

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My friends, they don't want
to hang out with me anymore.

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What are you talking about?

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Nothing. It's just stupid.

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What?

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Lisa is having a party.

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- And we're not invited?
- No.

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Because of me?

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It's not you, babe.

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It's them.

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You know, Lisa gets nervous
speaking English and...

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I'm sorry, I'm...

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You know I'm doing everything
to fit in here, right?

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I know you do and I
love you so much for it.

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I don't know, maybe your
mother's right. It's like...

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I'm just trying to be
someone totally new here.

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You know, it's like...

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Back in the U.S. I was like: "Bru-u-u-uce!"

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You know? And here it's like, "Bruce."

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But I love Bru-u-u-uce!

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But I also love Bruce.

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- You know?
- Hmm.

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You don't have to change a thing.

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I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said anything.

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No, I'm happy you brought it up

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because now it's like...

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it's affecting your
friends and stuff. It's...

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You know what?

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Wait here.

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Yeah, I wasn't planning to go anywhere.

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- Boom.
- Yes, that's my phone.

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Throw me your laptop,
I'm going to fix this.

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Boom, consider us invited.

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Now give me my phone back.

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No, are you kidding? I'm on a roll here.

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I'm going to call your mother

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and I'm going to charm her pants off.

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Mmm...

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Oh!

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Mmm!

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دلیل این که 

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خواستم اینطوری درمانم کنی

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بخاطر اینه که حس می کنم انگار

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فکر می کنم راهو اشتباه رفتیم

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آره

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!توروخدا بسه

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!متاسفم. قلقلکم میاد

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خب اوضاع چطور پیش میره؟

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خوبه

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برنامه ات واسه دخترم چیه؟

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متاسفم

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جدا؟

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خب...پس نهال های گوجه فرنگی ِ خونه ی تابستانی چطورن؟

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چه مدت میخوای تو سوئد بمونی؟

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هرچقدر لازم بشه فکر کنم... منظورم اینه که 

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میتونی بهم قول بدی تا وقتی که شما دو تا با هم زندگی میکنید

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باعث هرگونه درد فیزیکی یا روحی

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برای دخترم نشی؟

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ووا...به نظر واقعا آماده این سوالا بودی

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اوه...پوووف

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نمیدونم...این

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نمیشه همچین قولی داد

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ولی یه چیزی رو قول میدم

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من بــ...اِ...من تو هر فرصتی گیر بیارم بهش میگم عاشقشم

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و..بیشتر از هرکسی که هرکسی رو
تو تاریخچه ی عاشق و معشوق ها دوست داشته

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اونو دوست خواهم داشت ... پس

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این دو تا چیز مجزان

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چی؟

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دو چیزو بهم قول دادی

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ولی از طرف دیگه

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به طور غیرمنتظرانه ای جواب خوبی بود

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اوو..اووو

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اوو

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بفرمایید

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مچکرم

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پنج هزار؟-
مم اوهوم-

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...شوخی می کنی یا

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میدونید چیه...این قضیه پا رو میتونید بردارید

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بخطر اینکه در کل ازش لذت زیادی نبردم...پس

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منظور شما از قضیه ی پا..ماساژه

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یا لگد زدن به صورت کارکنان ما؟

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...میدونید چیه...من

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به هرحال راجعب این قضیه متاسفم

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نه من درباره ماساژ حرف می زنم

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چون دوست ندارم مردم به پاهام دست بزنن

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پس....فقط برش دارید و ما-
باشه. خیلی خب-

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شاید شما نباید ماساژ پا رو انتخاب می کردین

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اونم اول کار-
...شاید شما باید کمی-

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مشکلی هست؟-
نه مشکلی نیست. درسته؟-

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خب اگه شما نخوایین پولشو بدین مشکل درست میشه

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من که نگفتم نمیخام پولشو بدم-
چرا گفتید-

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من فقط گفتم میخوام برش دارید

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چون که...نمیدونم اگه بشه...شما این قضیه پا رو یادتون نیاد؟

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بزارینش به حساب این کارت

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نه...نه ... من نگفتم

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نه...من پولشو میدم...من

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...نه پولشو میدم...من فقط

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ما یه تضاد فلسفی رو پشت سر گذاشتیم. قضیه ی پا

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انعام هم جزوشه؟ مچکرم

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نوشیدنی؟ ما که نوشیدنی نخوردیم

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مچکرم-
خیلی سپاسگزارم-

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بریم

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این در کل چیزی نبود که میخواستم

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حالا اون احتمال فکر میکنه از پس مخارج تو هم بر نمیام

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خب برنمیای

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♪ همه چیزی که اون میخاد ♪

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♪ یه بچه ی دیگه اس
اون فردا میره ♪

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چرا به این گوش میدی؟

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خب اگه میخای اینجا زندگی کنی
باید اینطوری از وسایل استفاده کنی


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مثل گروه آیس اُو بیس؟-
مثل آیس اُو بیس-

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میدونی بهترین آلبوم اول تاریخ رو داشتن؟

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ولی...منظورت تو سوئده؟-
تو همه جا-

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عمرا اینطوری باشه...یعنی موفق تر از یو-تو ؟

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آره-
موفق تر از بیتل ها؟-

287
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باورت نمیشه خودت ببین

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بعدا می بینم

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البته دلیل این تعصبت روی این قضیه

290
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اینه که طرفدار بزرگ گروه آیس اُو بیس هستی

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من طرفدارشون نیستم

292
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فقط بعنوان یه سوئدی افتخار می کنم..میدونی

293
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وقتی یه سوئدی خارج از کشور موفق بشه

294
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لازمه که افتخار کنی

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مثلا اولا ریپِیس

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اولا چی چی؟-
آره...سعی می کنم همینو بگم-

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برای تو اون هیچ کسه

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اون تو یکی از فیلم های بی ارزش جیمز باند سیاهی لشکر بود

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و تو صحنه اول فیلم مُرد

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ولی برای ما اون یک جیمزباند-اولاــست

301
00:14:04,059 --> 00:14:07,828
هممممم...پس این بابا و گروه آیس اُو بیس گنجینه های ملی ان؟

302
00:14:07,829 --> 00:14:10,297
بله ناراحت کننده اس ولی هستن-
چه ناراحت کننده-

303
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آماده ای؟-
آره-

304
00:14:11,900 --> 00:14:13,467
بریم قاطی مردم...سبک سوئدی

305
00:14:13,468 --> 00:14:15,269
منظورت چیه از سبک سوئدی؟

306
00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:17,037
یعنی یه ژاکت صورتی دور گردنته  

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این...عجیبه

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سلام-
سلام. چه خوبه که می بینمت-

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سلام خوشحالم که می بینمت-
سلام-

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چطوری؟-
خیلی خوبم-

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خوبی؟

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نه

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پس خوش می گذره؟

314
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آره می گذره

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عالیه

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باشه

317
00:15:06,888 --> 00:15:09,323
حب چرا اینقدر سوئد رو دوست داری؟

318
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عاشقشم

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عاشقم همه چیزای سوئدم

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زن ها..درسته؟

321
00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,731
آره...اونا چی؟

322
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آه...اونا فقط...مثل

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اه...میدونی؟

324
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و درباره اون یارو جیمزباند-اولا چی؟

325
00:15:29,544 --> 00:15:30,711
..باهات شرط میبندم که

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جیمزباند-اولا؟-
آره-

327
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این خانم کی هست؟

328
00:15:33,882 --> 00:15:37,184
خانم؟ در واقع نه...من فکر کردم یه آقاست ولی

329
00:15:39,888 --> 00:15:42,189
خب...از گروه آیس اُو بیس خوشت میاد؟

330
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نه

331
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پس بهت خوش میگذره؟

332
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آره..تو...اه

333
00:15:51,233 --> 00:15:54,935
همین چند ثانیه پیش پرسیدی ازم این سوالو

334
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هنوزم بله

335
00:15:57,875 --> 00:15:59,740
میدونی چیه؟ یه داستان خوب اینجا هست

336
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چند روز پیش درباره این یارو شنیدم

337
00:16:01,710 --> 00:16:04,345
که کف اتاق رو بازسازی کرد

338
00:16:04,346 --> 00:16:06,614
بعد...یه جورایی کار-زَده شد

339
00:16:06,615 --> 00:16:10,918
و به قول شما سوئدی ها...رفت تو دیوار

340
00:16:10,919 --> 00:16:12,553
میدونی...میشه گفت که..عجب احمقی بود

341
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اون...من بودم

342
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!پیو

343
00:16:22,297 --> 00:16:26,317
ناراحت نشو عسلم ولی
کف خراش برداشته

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00:16:27,621 --> 00:16:31,248
کدوم خری اینجا کفش پوشیده بود؟

345
00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:33,136
خب؟

346
00:16:35,139 --> 00:16:37,203
چرا بهم نگفتین که کفشم رو در بیارم؟

347
00:16:37,204 --> 00:16:38,505
چون 

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فکر کردم میدونستی...خب؟

349
00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,574
خب مشخصه که نمیدونستم-
نه-

350
00:16:41,575 --> 00:16:43,443
مگه دلیل وجود کف این نیست که روش راه برن؟

351
00:16:43,444 --> 00:16:46,046
منظورم اینه که کی کفشش رو مهمونی شام در میاره؟

352
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,981
خب هر سوئدی مجردی

353
00:16:47,982 --> 00:16:49,983
میدونی کی هیچوقت مجبورم نمی کرد کفشم رو در بیارم؟

354
00:16:49,984 --> 00:16:51,885
همممم حسن؟-
آره ...حسن-

355
00:16:51,886 --> 00:16:54,954
چون اون تنها دوست واقعی منه-
باشه-

356
00:16:54,955 --> 00:16:57,290
میدونی چیه...باید راستش رو بهش بگم

357
00:16:57,291 --> 00:16:59,759
فردا شخصا اینو بهش میگم

358
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:02,362
یا میتونی بهش زنگ بزنی...میدونی

359
00:17:02,363 --> 00:17:03,930
نمیتونی همینجوری به کسی زنگ بزنی

360
00:17:03,931 --> 00:17:05,966
...و بهش بگی یک کانادایی نیستی...این یک

361
00:17:05,967 --> 00:17:06,787
چرا نمیشه؟

362
00:17:06,788 --> 00:17:08,578
تو سوئدی هستی متوجه نمیشی

363
00:17:08,579 --> 00:17:09,869
باشه

364
00:17:09,870 --> 00:17:11,805
تازه اون تلفن هم نداره

365
00:17:11,806 --> 00:17:13,740
پس اینم میشه یه دلیل دیگه

366
00:17:13,741 --> 00:17:15,742
دلیل خوبیه

367
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:28,488
!اوه...هی...کوچولو

368
00:17:28,489 --> 00:17:30,724
هی..بابات خونه اس؟

369
00:17:30,725 --> 00:17:33,593
بابا دوست خسته کننده ات اومده

370
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,561
هاها..چه جذاب

371
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:42,197
سلام بروس-
سلام حسن-

372
00:17:42,198 --> 00:17:43,999
اِه..گوش کن...اومدم اینجا یه چیزی بهت بگم

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باشه-
تو آدم خوبی هستی-

374
00:17:46,636 --> 00:17:48,403
یه دوست خوب

375
00:17:48,404 --> 00:17:51,273
و من فقط میخام باهات روراست باشم

376
00:17:51,274 --> 00:17:53,742
حتی به قیمت اینکه دیگه نخوای باهام دوست باشی

377
00:17:53,743 --> 00:17:55,677
باهات موافقم بروس

378
00:17:55,678 --> 00:17:58,180
فکر نکنم که 

379
00:17:58,181 --> 00:18:00,215
ما دیگه دوست باشیم

380
00:18:00,216 --> 00:18:01,784
نه...نه..بد برداشت کردی

381
00:18:01,785 --> 00:18:03,952
من-
بی خیال بروس-

382
00:18:03,953 --> 00:18:05,888
ما هیچ چیز مشترکی نداریم

383
00:18:05,889 --> 00:18:11,393
راستش فکر می کنم تو جلوی منو گرفتی تا یه دوست سوئدی واقعی

384
00:18:11,394 --> 00:18:13,395
و هم سن و سال خودم پیدا نکنم

385
00:18:14,964 --> 00:18:16,765
صبر کن..الان داری باهام بهم می زنی؟

386
00:18:16,766 --> 00:18:19,735
هی...مثل یه مرد قبولش کن

387
00:18:19,736 --> 00:18:22,137
مثل یه کانادایی قبولش کن

388
00:18:25,241 --> 00:18:27,743
میدونی چیه..من...من کانادایی نیستم

389
00:18:27,744 --> 00:18:30,446
باشه؟ من آمریکایی ام

390
00:18:30,447 --> 00:18:32,681
شنیدی حسن؟

391
00:18:32,682 --> 00:18:34,950
شنیدی؟من آمریکایی ام

392
00:18:38,955 --> 00:18:40,756
سلام سلام

393
00:18:40,757 --> 00:18:42,624
و اینجوری بود : دیگه نمیخام باهات دوست باشم

394
00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:44,326
هیچ چیز مشترکی نداریم و

395
00:18:44,327 --> 00:18:46,161
این مسیر منه...میدونی.. و از این حرفا

396
00:18:46,162 --> 00:18:47,796
منم مثلا گفتم اینو به تو میگم

397
00:18:47,797 --> 00:18:49,998
و هرکسی دیگه میگم تا ابدیت-
آره-

398
00:18:49,999 --> 00:18:52,267
اون...باورت میشه؟
اون باهام بهم زد

399
00:18:52,268 --> 00:18:55,229
چیزی که ناراحتم می کنه اینه...انگار که باید اینطوری میشد

400
00:18:55,359 --> 00:18:58,948
گوستا میای یه کمکی بهم بکنی؟-
چی میخای مامان؟-

401
00:18:59,554 --> 00:19:03,204
یه دکمه اشتباه زدم و یکی از درخواستای دوستی احمقانه رو قبول کردم

402
00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:05,381
مامانت منو بعنوان دوستش اَدد کرد

403
00:19:05,382 --> 00:19:08,183
اَدد کرد؟-
یه درخواست دوستی از مادرت دارم-

404
00:19:08,184 --> 00:19:10,419
موفق شدم. میدونستم از پس اینکار برمیام

405
00:19:10,420 --> 00:19:12,688
چه ناراحت کننده اس که اینطوری خوشحالی-
نه..باور نکردنیه-

406
00:19:12,689 --> 00:19:15,289
باور نکردنیه..من تونستم

407
00:19:15,996 --> 00:19:17,811
میتونی کمکم کنی گوستا؟

408
00:19:20,881 --> 00:19:24,905
من به این لعنتی "بله " گفتم-
اینکارو بکن فقط...بیین و یاد بگیر-

409
00:19:25,185 --> 00:19:27,151
فوق العاده اس...چه باهوشی عزیزم

410
00:19:28,843 --> 00:19:30,646
خوشحالم درست شد
و گرنه وحشتناک میشد

411
00:19:38,982 --> 00:19:41,450
اوه...کیه؟

412
00:19:46,456 --> 00:19:48,257
مامان ساعت یک بامداده؟

413
00:19:48,258 --> 00:19:50,492
اوه...میخای یه ساعت دیگه زنگ بزنیم؟

414
00:19:50,493 --> 00:19:52,327
اون موقع که میشه ساعت دوی صبح

415
00:19:52,328 --> 00:19:55,664
ببین ما خبرای فوق العاده هیجان انگیزی داریم

416
00:19:55,665 --> 00:19:57,166
اِما چطوره؟

417
00:19:57,167 --> 00:19:59,605
اون خوبه

418
00:19:59,606 --> 00:20:01,438
اون دختر فوق العاده ایه عسلم

419
00:20:01,439 --> 00:20:04,738
مطمئن باش خوب باهاش تا می کنی..دختر شیرینیه

420
00:20:04,739 --> 00:20:06,671
خبر ...مامان-
چی؟-

421
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:08,139
گفتی خبر داری

422
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:11,271
آره...خبر دارم...اونم هیجان انگیزش

423
00:20:11,272 --> 00:20:12,671
الان بهت میگم

424
00:20:12,672 --> 00:20:15,139
...ولی خاله ماری ازم خواست اگه 

425
00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:17,306
فقط تلفنو بده من

426
00:20:18,335 --> 00:20:19,633
بروس پدرته

427
00:20:19,634 --> 00:20:20,934
مامانت از مرحله پرته کمی

428
00:20:20,935 --> 00:20:23,201
آره...فکر کنم نزدیک ده ساله اینطوره

429
00:20:23,202 --> 00:20:25,578
خب چیزی که میخواست بهت بگه این بود پسرم

430
00:20:25,579 --> 00:20:26,934
که داریم میاییم برای دیدار

431
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,834
ما یه سفر دریایی رزرو کردیم. داریم میاییم سوئد

432
00:20:29,835 --> 00:20:32,134
چی؟؟

433
00:20:32,135 --> 00:20:34,368
خبر عالی ـــیه نیس؟

434
00:20:34,369 --> 00:20:39,441
خب...این...این خبره دیگه

435
00:20:39,689 --> 00:20:47,843
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