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Wow, this is your apartment?

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It's our apartment now, honey.

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It's amazing.

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Oh, and this is the bedroom.

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Yeah, I'm thinking of changing rooms

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because of the windows.

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What's wrong with the windows?

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Nothing is wrong with them,

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but you can't have a
bedroom facing the street.

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Says who?

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Me, and the rest of Sweden.

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It's way too much traffic.

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- You think?
- Yeah.

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Depends on what you compare it to, I guess.

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Okay, it's not New York but..

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No, it's definitely not New York.

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Is anybody out there?

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See there's not even anybody...

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Sorry.

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Brown, seriously?

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Okay, red then.

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It doesn't matter how
many colors you bring up.

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They will stay white, honey.

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Think art gallery, you know?

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You put what you like on the walls;

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the walls are not the art.

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Okay, I'm thinking more
like mental hospital.

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You know, like I'm sitting
here with a straitjacket on.

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I mean, don't get it.

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My apartment in New York had
tons of colors on every wall

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and you loved that place. I loved you,

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and I still do, but it doesn't mean

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that I want poop-colored walls, okay?

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Can we just make this place normal?

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Normal... I don't even
know what that means.

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I know, that's why you have me.

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Hah. I'm just saying,

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my furniture's going to
look a little out of place.

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How much are you shipping over?

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Not that much.

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What are you doing, by the way?

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Making sure there's no neighbour outside.

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- And you think that's normal?
- Okay, now!

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Isn't that the whole point of
having neighbors, is to meet them?

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No! The whole point of having neighbors

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is to fill the other
apartments in the building.

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What happens if you desperately need milk?

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You go to the store.

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Oh, here we go.

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Hello, my name is Bruce Br...

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and this is my girlfriend Emma.

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We just... I moved in to the buil...

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Okay.

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We'll see you around, I think.

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We're on... floor... two.

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I told you.

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What do you mean? She
didn't say one word to you.

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- Come on!
- We met, we had a moment.

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- We had a meeting of the minds.
- Please!

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We've got to hurry to
the immigration office.

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It's so American

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to say hi to everyone all the time.

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"Hey Buddy! What's u-u-up?

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How you doing?"

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- Are those your American impressions?
- Yes.

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- Those are really good.
- Thank you.

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I mean, what's wrong with
asking people how they're doing?

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Well, it's fake.

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In Sweden we just do that

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if we really want to
know the answer, you know?

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- But I do want to know the answer.
- No, you don't.

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Yes, I genuinely care
about how people are doing.

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Okay, but if you care about Swedes

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leave them alone, okay?

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Say "Hej, hej", at most.

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If you do more than that,
people will think you're weird!

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- Well, how do you get to know new people?
- Well, you don't.

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- That's the whole point, honey.
- You know what,

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- I'm going to prove you wrong.
- Okay, please do.

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Excuse me, sir...

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Hej, hej.

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Hej, hej.

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Told you so.

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Ooh, I'm so relaxed right now.

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It's like, you know, these interviews?

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I mean, who cares?

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Like, I mean, we are a real couple

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and everyone sees that.

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You know, if you're a normal person,

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you will see that in one
second. You love me, I love you.

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That's the whole story, you know?
It's not going to be a problem.

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We don't have to worry
about anything, you know?

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This is going to be fine,

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but you have to tell them that you love me.

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- Honey, you have nothing to worry about.
- Mm-hmm.

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- We have nothing to hide.
- I know, I know, I know!

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I know. That's what I'm saying.

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What's going on?

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They didn't pass the test.

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- Bruce?
- What?

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You're next.

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Let's... can you repeat
the question? I don't...

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When did you two meet?

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"Meet" is... I don't know if it's...

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Is it a translation problem with the word?

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But, like, do you mean, like, meet-meet?

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When did you two meet?

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Meet? I get it. Meet. That's like...

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It's not as eas... Do you mean, like, sex?

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No, I-I'm not asking when...

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- when you did have sex. I...
- Good.

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- I wasn't going to tell you anyway, so...
- No, of course.

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We do... we do have sex though.

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When did you two meet?

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Here's problem with that question:

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Like Charles Manson, right,

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he met a bunch of women,

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took them out in the woods,
and, like, poisoned them

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or killed them or strangled
them, I don't know.

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The point is,

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he knew everything about them

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but it doesn't mean that
he loved them, right?

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Probably would have done
great on that test, though.

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Also this Jeffrey Dahmer dude:

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he's a guy, met a bunch of
women, knew everything about them,

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took them back to his place and...

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he ate them, I guess. But...

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Why do you keep bringing up serial killers?

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I know what you're
thinking. I see it in your...

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No, I would never... That's stu...

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I would never hurt Emma. I, like...

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I love her.

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Like, with a passion.

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- Just a minute, okay?
- Yeah.

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Hm?

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Charles Manson? Why, Bruce?

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I said I was nothing like Charles Manson!

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Okay, that should never be necessary.

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And also you told him
my middle name is Johan.

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That's a man's name, you know.

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I said Joanne.

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Okay, it's not Joanne, so...

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- It's not?
- No.

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Well, whose middle name is Joanne then?

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I don't know, and I don't care.

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You know what? I'm worried

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that you don't know anything
about me, or about us.

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You think we have something to worry about?

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I don't know, babe!

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Seriously, come here.

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We'll be fine. All right?

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Who's calling you all the time

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and why are you not picking up?

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Is it Aubrey?

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- She's a client of mine.
- She's an old client,

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so answer your phone and tell her to stop.

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Okay.

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- Jeez.
- Yeah?

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Aubrey: (On phone)
Bruce, hi, quick question:

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can I deduct my Brazilian wax for my taxes?

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Aubrey, I'm not even your accountant
anymore. Didn't you get my email?

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No, I don't read emails.

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So, Sweden. What are you doing in Sweden?

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How did you know I was in Sweden
if you didn't read my email?

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Okay, fine I read your dumb email.

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Seriously though, what are you doing there?

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What does one do in Sweden, the land of...

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Are you still there?

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Yeah, I'm trying to think of
something to say about Sweden

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but I can literally think of nothing.

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گوش کن...دیگه نباید اینطور بهم زنگ بزنی

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دوست دخترم فکر می کنه

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که شاید چیزی باشه

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اینطوریه؟-
چطوری؟-

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که چیز بین ما هست؟

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نه..نه...فقط

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دیگه اینطور بهم زنگ نزن...من باید برم

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هرچی...تو اون سوئد کوفتی بهت خوش بگذره. خداحافظ

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چی گفت؟ داره برمی گرده؟-
نمیدونم-

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خب دوباره بهش زنگ بزن-
نمیخام-

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اوبری ...من واقعا نیازش دارم برگرده اینجا

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این قضیه خیلی پیچیده شده

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و این دیگه از تحمل من خارجه

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از وقتی رفته من سه نفرو اخراج کردم

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و تو رو هم اخراج می کنم

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از چه کاری؟

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از دوست من بودن

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خیلی خب...برو برگرد داروهاتو پیدا کن

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کارت خوب بود

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مرسی

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حله

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چرا وقتی اوبری زنگ می زنه اینطوری کاراگاه بازی در میاری؟

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چیزی هست که باید نگرانش باشم؟

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نه عسلم...من اومدم سوئد

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که رابطه راه دور نداشته باشم

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فکر کردی میخام یه معشوقه ی راه دور داشته باشم ؟

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هاه...پس حالا شد معشوقه؟

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نه...طرف دیوونه است

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پس لازم نیست نگرانش باشی

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فکر کردم گفتی که

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فکر کردم گفتی فقط چند تا چیز میاری-
گفتم-

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این چند تا اندازه یک پنجم وسایل منن-
واقعا؟

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...خیلی خب...پنجاه درصد...هنوز ...این

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مثل چی؟  این چیه؟

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این توپ فوتبال بومر اشیسن ـه

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اون بزرگترین مهاجم چپ دست تاریخ لیگ ملی فوتبال بوده

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باشه-
خب پس اینطوریه-

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ولی نه روی صندلی آرن جاکوبسن من

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باشه خیلی خب....آروم باش

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آرن...اون چه بازی می کرد؟

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اون یه طراح معروف بود

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باشه پس به معروفی بومر اشیسن نبود

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شرط می بندم بومر اشیسن طراح بهتری بود

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نسبت به فوتبال بازی کردن این یارو طراحه

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باشه. موضوع بعدی. بار چوبی؟

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آره واقعا خوشگله نه؟-
جدی؟-

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یک بار چوبی؟

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چرا میخای به گفتن "بار ِ چوبی" ادامه بدی؟

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چون یه باری ـه که از چوب ساخته شده

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گیج شدم.مشکل الان باره یا چوب؟

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دوتاش

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...هیچکدوم اینا با هم جور در نمیان...این

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....با هم جور در نمیان.. این

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با این قضیه مخالفم

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!چون این فوتبال با این بار خیلی حال میده

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!بسه

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شوخی می کنم عزیزم... ناراحت نشو

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یه راه حلی برای این قضیه هم هست

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آره؟-
آره. خونسرد باش-

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من خونسردم. خب؟

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منتظر کسی هستی؟

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هی-
هی ـ ی ـ ی-

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از چیزایی تو زیرزمین داشتیم یه چیزایی آوردیم

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مامان-
...ما فکر کردیم شاید

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باشه-
همینطور برو عزیزم-

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شاید لازمت بشه-
مم هممم-

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.مرسی

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هی-
هی-

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فرنی به مناسب خونه ی جدید

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خیلی خب-
حرکت فرنی-

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واقعا این کلمه انگلیسی درستی بود که گفتم؟

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نمی فهمم چی میگی... پس

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اوه خدای من-
آره این خونه فعلی مونه-

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چیزی مثل این قبلا ندیده بودم

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!بی نظیره

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!واوو

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مامانی نگاه کن

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خیلی هیجان انگیزه...کمی ازاین داشته باشی و کمی  از اون

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میخای بدونی من به چی فکر می کنم؟-
راستش نه-

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کسی قهوه میخاد؟-
من میخام. مرسی-

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!این...چه قشنگه...عالیه

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شبیه بار ِ تام کروز تو کابین خلبانه

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کوکتیل-
بله لطفا-

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زندگی مشترک سخته

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اولش همه چیز آسون به نظر میاد

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ولی وقتی با هم پیش می رید

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اون موقعس که مشکلات واقعا شروع میشن

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بزار خوش باشیم فقط-
اوه من فقط-

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فقط دارم کلی میگم

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این زوج رو میخام الان درمان کنم

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این دختر اهل سوئده

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!چه دختر نازی

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اون پسر اهل... یک کشور دیگه است

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دانمارک یا یه جای دیگه...مهم نیست

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اون دختر گیاهخواره

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و این آقا هم بدون گوشت خوردن نمیتونه زندگی کنه

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حالا این زوج فکر می کردن خیلی عاشق هم هستن

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و مادر فقط میخواست دختره خوشبخت باشه

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!یا حضرتش

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شبیه ترانسفورماتوره	

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ولی این صندلیه...شبیه صندلی ترانسفورماتوریه

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کی اینا رو می فروشه؟میخاممم

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ولی اونا بالاخره فهمیدن که 

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زیادی بین خودشون اختلاف دارن

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. بسه دیگه مامان

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اِما...باید به این گوش کنی

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شبیه ماست

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خب سرنوشت زوج چی شد؟

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زوجی در کار نیست
اون درباره ما حرف می زنه

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اوه...نه

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گفت پسره اهل دانمارک بود

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ممم هممم-
پس-

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درسته؟ درباره ما حرف نمی زنه. درسته؟

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نمیتونم بگم. من یک دکترم

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ویوکا..تو یه درمانگری

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بله. اخلاق پزشکی

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اوه...محرمانه اس

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بین دکتر و بیمار باید بمونه.باید بهش چی بگم؟
اون هیچی نمی فهمه

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خب چه اتفاقی تو زندگیت افتاد؟

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کارت رو هنوز شروع نکردی؟

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دوشنبه...پس الان ما فعلا منتظریم

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تا از مهاجرت بشنویم

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آره باید وحشتناک باشه

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اگه بروس رو بفرستن خونه

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بله

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خب هر تصمیمی بگیرن

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مردم مهاجر احتمالا میدونن چه کار دارن می کنن

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!مامان

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گیر کردم مامان....بیرگر

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اوه عزیزم
برو اونجا کمکش کن بیاد بیرون

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چه اتفاقی برای زوج افتاد؟

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سلام. من فقط میخام خودمو معرفی کنم

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اسم من بروس ـه و من نمیخام

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...اسم..اسم من

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صبر کن ...صبر کن...وایسا بینم

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صبر کن. فقط خواستم سلام کنم

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هِج
(سلام به زبان سوئدی)

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عسلم. من خونه َم

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میدونی فکر می کنم حق با توئه

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همسایه مون ازم فرار می کنه

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بهت که گفتم فقط

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میدونم میگی هِج هِج و راهتو می ک شی میری

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می فهمم

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کیه؟

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حدس بزن

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بهش گفتی دیگه بهت زنگ نزنه؟

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آروم باش...من که جواب نمیدم

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آروم باشم؟ من آرومم. ولی میدونی چیه؟

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ولی اگه به اوبری بگی که مزاحمت نشه

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دیگه نمیشه. خب؟

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فکر کنم زیادی داری از روی احساسات برخورد می کنی

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اینطور فکر می کنی؟-
آره-

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...فکر می کنی

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این مبلمان یه جورایی وقتی ما نگاه می کنیم

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یهویی با هم ادغام میشن؟

356
00:15:56,695 --> 00:15:58,604
جدا من نمی فهمم الان راجعب چیزی داریم حرف می زنیم؟

357
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قبلا اینکارو نکردم. خب؟

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قبلا با کسی زندگی نکردم

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من زیر بار ِ قبول کردن ِ

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00:16:05,645 --> 00:16:07,446
بار چوبی و همچین چیزای احمقانه ای نرفتم

361
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تو همیشه میگی همچی یه راه حل داره

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ولی اگه نداشته باشن چی؟

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اگه یه نامه از دفتر مهاجرت بگیریم که میگه

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ما واقعا زوج نیستیم...اون موقع چی؟

365
00:16:20,527 --> 00:16:23,295
و اونا هم یه راست تورو می فرستن بری

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و از زندگیم بیرون میری

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00:16:25,698 --> 00:16:28,167
تو تنها کسی هستی که واقعا من بهش اهمیت می دم

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عزیزم

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من نمیخام ناراحت باشی

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منظورم اینه که من درباره قضیه مهاجرت من کاری از دستم بر نمیاد ولی

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کاری که میتونم بکنم اینه که 

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این پیامک رو

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بفرستم. خیلی خب؟

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...و میدونی چیه؟ شاید

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شاید باید یه شروع جدید داشته باشیم

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00:17:00,033 --> 00:17:02,601
میدونی..از شر همه چی خلاص بشیم

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00:17:02,635 --> 00:17:04,169
همه چی؟

378
00:17:04,204 --> 00:17:06,638
بله...یه سری آشغالن...میدونی؟

379
00:17:06,673 --> 00:17:09,575
میدونی یه شروع جدید می کنیم

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00:17:09,609 --> 00:17:12,089
یه شروع پاک و بدون غرض

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باشه واقعا یه ایده ی دیوونه مآبانه اس

382
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ولی ازش خوشم میاد-
میاد؟؟-

383
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ممم اوهوم-
باشه. بریم تو کارش-

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چی میگه؟

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انگار که

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00:17:31,664 --> 00:17:33,198
با اینکار مشکلی نداره

387
00:17:42,542 --> 00:17:44,076
خیلی ممنونم ازت

388
00:17:44,110 --> 00:17:46,044
مخصوصا برای صندلی آرن جاکوبسن

389
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البته...قابلی نداشت

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صبر کن

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00:17:54,585 --> 00:17:59,837
میبینی هروقت شک به دلمون بیاد..ناخوانده میریم به خونه ها سر می زنیم

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00:18:00,724 --> 00:18:03,185
باشه ولی ما در واقع اینجا زندگی می کنیم

393
00:18:03,885 --> 00:18:06,022
می بینم. بدون مبلمان

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00:18:06,817 --> 00:18:08,095
راست میگید...ملبمان نداریم 

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00:18:09,104 --> 00:18:11,123
بخاطر اینه که داریم اخیرا شر همچی رو کم می کنیم

396
00:18:12,533 --> 00:18:14,031
خیلی کار معمول ـی نیست-
درسته-

397
00:18:15,108 --> 00:18:17,739
ولی باید قبول کنید که یه شروع جدید عشقولانه رو رقم بزنی

398
00:18:19,217 --> 00:18:20,567
فکر کنم همینطوره

399
00:18:23,830 --> 00:18:25,867
سلام...می شه لطفا بهم کمک کنید؟

400
00:18:26,152 --> 00:18:27,820
هِج...هِج

401
00:18:28,032 --> 00:18:29,204
من تو آسانسور گیر افتادم

402
00:18:32,334 --> 00:18:36,966
و دوست پسرت-
بروس خونه نیست...نه نیست-

403
00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,454
می بینید که اون رفته بیرون تا کلک همه مبلمان رو بکنه

404
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:42,720
می بینم. میدونید شبیه چیه؟

405
00:18:43,136 --> 00:18:45,237
ایناهاشش

406
00:18:45,271 --> 00:18:48,173
اینجاست..هی عزیزم...به خونه خوش اومدی

407
00:18:48,208 --> 00:18:50,376
بگو ما زندگی می کنیم. این چیه؟

408
00:18:50,410 --> 00:18:52,144
این فوتبال منه. نمی تونستم اینکارو بکنم

409
00:18:52,178 --> 00:18:53,679
یک فوتبال به سبک بومر اشیسِن ـــه

410
00:18:53,713 --> 00:18:55,481
نمیتونی با اینم مشکل داشته باشی-
...چ-

411
00:18:55,515 --> 00:18:57,950
جدی میگی؟ صندلی آرن جاکوبسن منو دور انداختی؟

412
00:18:57,984 --> 00:18:59,982
و یه فوتبال قدیمی رو نگه داشتی؟-
بله و به هرحال-

413
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صندلی آرن جاکوبسن کلی قیمتش بود

414
00:19:01,607 --> 00:19:03,690
باید بهم می گفتی-
بهت گفتم-

415
00:19:03,691 --> 00:19:04,326
کی گفتی؟

416
00:19:04,357 --> 00:19:06,286
خیلی خب بچه ها-
یادم نمیاد کی بهت گفتم-

417
00:19:06,287 --> 00:19:07,821
خب شاید باید بیشتر توجه می کردی

418
00:19:07,822 --> 00:19:10,329
چون اگه میدونستم به درد می خورد

419
00:19:10,363 --> 00:19:12,231
....عِه بچه ها میشه من-
!!!نه-

420
00:19:12,265 --> 00:19:13,897
میدونی چیه؟ یه چیزی هست

421
00:19:13,898 --> 00:19:15,510
اون بهترین خط حمله چپ دست تو لیگ فوتبال ملی ــه

422
00:19:15,869 --> 00:19:18,340
چپ دست یا راست دست بودنش برام مهم نیست

423
00:19:18,341 --> 00:19:19,247
مهم نیستتتتت

424
00:19:19,248 --> 00:19:21,817
میخام از اینجا برم

425
00:19:21,851 --> 00:19:25,433
شما دو تا واقعا ثابت کردین به درد زوج بودن می خورید

426
00:19:25,434 --> 00:19:27,356
پس...آره

427
00:19:27,390 --> 00:19:29,992
موفق باشید تو این قضیه

428
00:19:36,833 --> 00:19:38,800
گفتم چیزی نیست که نگرانش باشی

429
00:19:40,903 --> 00:19:43,839
هرکسی میتونه بفهمه ما یه زوج واقعی هستیم

430
00:19:43,873 --> 00:19:46,141
ببخشید هنوز داری حرف می زنی؟

431
00:19:46,175 --> 00:19:47,776
چه فکری در این باره کردی؟

432
00:19:50,046 --> 00:19:51,780
اه...نمیدونم... فکر کردم که

433
00:19:51,814 --> 00:19:53,682
من در واقعا....میدونی؟ مثل این دوستش دارم

434
00:19:53,716 --> 00:19:55,317
!شبیه...فوق عشقوولانه

435
00:19:55,351 --> 00:19:57,386
اوه...عاشقتم-
منم همینطور-

436
00:19:59,956 --> 00:20:01,523
بریم به رختخواب

437
00:20:01,558 --> 00:20:03,125
!نداریم که 

438
00:20:03,159 --> 00:20:04,726
عِه...راس میگی

439
00:20:08,264 --> 00:20:10,924
عاشقتم-
منم عاشقتم-

440
00:20:11,901 --> 00:20:14,169
منم عاشقتم-
اون چی بود؟-

441
00:20:14,506 --> 00:20:17,106
عزیزم...اون از مشتریای قدیمی منه
مجبورم هرکاری میگه بکنم

442
00:20:17,107 --> 00:20:19,211
من مشتری قدیمی اش هستم
مجبوره هرکاری که من میگم رو انجام بده

443
00:20:19,212 --> 00:20:20,342
منو ببوس

444
00:20:24,738 --> 00:20:28,023
یه بچه بزار تو شکمم-
چی؟؟؟؟؟؟؟-

445
00:20:31,554 --> 00:20:33,722
اوه

446
00:20:37,099 --> 00:20:37,826
اون برای چی بود؟

447
00:20:41,646 --> 00:20:47,233
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